Let’s talk about some of the reasons Benedict Cumberbatch is one attractive motherfucker.

1. His full name is Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch. I would elaborate but I’m pretty sure that speaks for itself.
2. He is a brilliant, brilliant actor. I want to talk solely about Sherlock here for a moment because I’m a huuuuge Sherlockian. He’s actually read the Sherlock stories which is refreshing because far too many actors neglect to read up when playing something adapted from a book, etc. Not only has he read them, but he remains as loyal as one can be in a 21st century update to a Victorian Era character.
3. In terms of physical attractiveness… the cheekbones, the eyes, the hair… well, pretty much everything. What can I say? The man oozes sex.
4. He’s smart. I enjoy the fact that he generally just knows what the fuck he’s talking about in any given situation.
5. He’s funny and he gives fabulous interviews because of that. I laughed at his recent appearance on Alan Carr for days. “No, I went to the other place… Hogwarts, that’s right. It was like Hogwarts. There were floating candles and wizards.”
6. He’s very, very sweet about the Cumberbitches.
7. THROW YOUR BOOBS IN THE AIR IF YOU WANT SOME CUMBERLOVIN’!